10 TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU WILL MEET AT EVERY INDIAN WEDDING!!!!!!!

A month back I had my cousin's wedding and we had a gala time!!!!! It was after a long time I was seeing most of my cousins and it was then I realized how much I had missed them over the last few months. Of course , we had the "bear-hugging , mopping " session , and we did take some selfies - the "pouting" one , "the ultimate shaadi" selfie and such umpteen ones ( You get the point!).....We had the mehendi function and danced like a group of lunatics till we couldn't even a walk a step. We had the last time preps and the "great-grand-wedding" took place. Looking back , it was one of the best time I ever had and I doubt those magical moments will ever come back.

Admit it , weddings are the time when you bond with our cousins , discuss about everything under the sun , unleash the fashion police and be the ultimate foodie , right?.....So , in this post , let's see the 10 kinds of people you will meet at every Indian wedding............(Shoot!)

1. THE BRIDE AND GROOM!!

Its pretty much obvious...right?. The "D-day" cannot happen without these lovebirds. And yes , I have always admired them for standing the whole day , which would probably kill their feet and grin at the cameras like monkeys and say "hi-bye" to every person who they didn't even know till that moment existed in planet Earth........(hats off to you!!!!!!!!)

2. THE STALKING PHOTOGRAPHER

Yes , I find it flattering when you want to capture me in my new attire and my different poses. When you want me to pout , strike a pose and other candid shots and say how photogenic my face is. But no , I don't want you to ogle behind me the whole time and tag me in every single pic of mine in F.B. (And , please don't click while I'm eating.please!!!!!!)

3.THE CAMERA-OBSESSED.

They want to get clicked with every possible "chacha-chachi-mamma-mammi-phoofa-phoofi-brigade".They just can't get enough of showing their 32-s at everyone. And worse , they want to click selfies every damn moment. (Yeah..even when they are eating.:P).

4. THE SHAADI.COM AUNTY.

That aunty who wants to know if you are married or not. She is disappointed if you are married , otherwise she has all the contacts for you to get hooked up. (Just 2 minute silence for my "anonymous" cousin , who is  next on the list and gets strangled every time by the "shaadi.com".......:D)

5.THE ULTIMATE DIVA / DRAMA QUEEN / FASHIONISTA

Eye-candy of the wedding , who makes sure the shot is perfect with her Manish Malhotra ensemble. She whips out the lip-gloss , liner and foundation miraculously from her little pouch for the "touch-up" every five minutes. (yeah...the miniature Shanaya from The Student Of The Year....:D)

6.THE GROOM'S BEST BUDDY.

Undoubtedly, he is "the" best-looking guy from the lot. You just can't take your eyes off him 

and does everything to get you noticed by him.......(Ultimately to know that he has been married..........Right "You-Know-Who-You-are"????)

7. THE FOODIE GUEST

They make sure they have a bite of everything. Right from starters , to kababs , and pakodas , and samosas , to the 5-course and dessert and kheer and sweet and ice-cream. All they can think is "foooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!"

8. THE ONE WHO GOT GROOVES LIKE "CHIKNI CHAMELI"

The one who knows the exact steps of "chikni chameli" , "radha" , "punjabi wedding song" and the list goes. He/she knows the grooves that sets the party in motion and the crowd blindly follows them. (yeah......I still remember the "london thumkada" and "drama queen" and "saturday saturday"!!!)

9.THE GOSSIP MONGERS

The ones who knows anything and everything about everyone at the wedding. They are on the front line when it comes to criticizing someone or be it bitching about your closest relatives. (Yeah..the "ultimate-nasty-ones".)

10.THE WEDDING CRASHERS.

The ones who check out the venue just for good food or fun or just to check out the "eye-candies" at the wedding. If they get caught , they are either from bride's father's side or groom's mother's side. (I remember the "white shirt and black pants" too well guyz..:D :D )

After all weddings are the time you go "tudakam mangalyam......tantunannena"

"pinne jeevatham.................tuntaneena"

So make the most of it!!!!!!!!

PS.

Eternal gratitude to all my cousins for a gala time!!!!!!

and picture courtesy to Google and Pininterest. 

LoVe MoRe & sMiLe OfTeN!!!!!!!!!!

This is Midnight girl signing out..................:D :D